Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom

Subject: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:06 pm

After all of the things tom has done and said there has to be tons of things we can learn about life from him, so why not list them.

Examples: Hitting things repeatedly and screaming SCIENCE! makes it science.

Bad things usually happen if you peek your head around a corner.

Screaming COME AT ME BRAH!!! makes you stronger in every way possible.

Just thought it would be a fun idea geek

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:51 pm

When you're as miserable as can be: expect presents, because it's your birfday.

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Its always SCIENCE. When tom is here. OH YEAHHHH!!!

Yeaaaaaah

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Mon Mar 28, 2011 6:26 pm

Unless your playing half life, things in cooling systems aren't fun.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:34 am

Don't ragequit if you don't get a hi.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:31 am

I've learned that calling someone a "cow anus" is perfectly acceptable.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Tue Mar 29, 2011 3:47 am

If the path ahead looks like a dangerous and weary travel, leg it.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Tue Mar 29, 2011 1:13 pm

If it's not Jimmothy, Then........ It's not right. OH YEAHHHH!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Posts : 24 Join date : 2011-03-04 Age : 27 Location : Texas

Going for gold is always the right thing to to.
Everything is Dinkan's fault.

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When you kill your kid, that makes you Father of the year.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:15 am

Sexual harassment is fine when you WINK.

The YES can cure everything.

(Great idea for a thread!)

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:35 am

Just because you say you can do it, doesn't mean its true.
Ex: "I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do this, I can do thi--I CAN'T DO THIS! AHHhhhh"

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Wed Mar 30, 2011 2:51 pm

cow tipping causes changes in reality.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:31 pm

I learned that trolls are happy as long as they get attention from women. Trollface

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you can win any poker game by using the ALL IN technique

I've learned nothing good can come from turning around to see what is behind you....
Damn you alma!

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:14 pm

Be polite.
Even when you're running for your life.

"uh... hello? anybody? helloooo.... hel-- OH MY GOD! IM SORRY im sorry im sorry"

Member Posts : 604 Join date : 2010-11-29 Age : 28

Its okay to have a dead black guy in the back of your car if you make a song about it.

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Every time Tom says "Hey look, a thing!", you know that it'll cause trouble.

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:12 pm

Asking 'who needs an erection?' will get you thrown out of your friends house no matter how close you two are.
lol who woulda thunk it.

lol btw im seriously LOVING this thread lol

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Faster way to get thrown out say "melon" also Yelling "FIRE DICK" can break the ice

Subject: Re: Things We Have Learned About Life From Tom Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:12 pm

that reminds me. Firedick comes from this http://www.justin.tv/meinen4/b/266859602

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When dealing with a child, always strap him on your bike. That will shut him up. Trollface

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