Welcome to the cold dark corner of the Internet called Tom, where forces collide in a battle to epic for mortal eyes to look upon. As you gaze into the deep bottomless pits of Tom itself you shall gaze upon what we call Canada, the land of beavers and Maple Syrup which drips ever so slightly into a bucket of steel, to be put onto some of your most succulent breakfasts. As you taste the sugary sweetness of the syrup you should look up and thank those Canadians for this celebration on your taste buds. In Tom, you shall find a sense of salvation and hope, though be weary. A great doom rises up against this mighty power. Trolls and JTV shall be watching, waiting. All it takes is one little slip, and you may fall for eternity in anguish and sorrow.
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