Izka's protips to being a bastard.

Do's.

Correct Grammar
1. Please guys, if you are going to try to insult someone, use correct grammar. Imagine you are a commentator, and you check your videos to see 'u suck', and 'You suck, this is the worst video I have ever seen' Which one would you take seriously/ which would hurt more? I don't know, why don't you ask Rebecca Black?

Announce EVERYTHING.
2. Whenever you unfollow/unsubscribe someone, post it on twitter. (And actually, I'm regretting this one, but you should definitively do it, if you want to be a bastard.)

Not Possible.
3. Be an Izka.

Constantly Insult, Spam
4. Alright guys, so FUCK YOU. If you read that ^, then you will know why I just said this. Think you went to far with the insults? Say after it. It works.

Don'ts.

Do NOT take it too far.
1. I myself have issues with this. If you get to the point where you have said 'Your mother' or 'That's what your mother said', You should immediately IGNORE the person you are talking to. There is a difference between Bastard and Troll.

Do NOT quote songs.
2. They know, they know, they know. Keep this bullshit in twitter feeds, kiddies/oldies.

DO NOT SING FUCKING FRIDAY.
3. Everything comes back to bite you in your ass someday.

I hope you enjoyed my guide, now, go to omegle and have some fun. Hurhurhur.

bro you lost the chance at swiftors raffle ;3

I know. XD, but I wonder, can I still claim the twitter one?