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Monstersinmycloset
Member
Posts : 45
Join date : 2010-11-29
Age : 30
 |  Subject: is your computer a boy or girl? Sun Jun 26, 2011 9:51 pm | |
| Something interesting i saw on another forum i go to.
Simply make a notepad file.
Next Put:
CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Owner, I love you"
Save as computer_gender.vbs
and run it.
You will hear your computers voice, you can also put other things in to make it say.
Mines a girl~ | |
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HUDuser
Posts : 60
Join date : 2011-06-15
Age : 34
Location : Hawaii
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:19 pm | |
| Mine is a girl and loves me. | |
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Testing_Account
Admin
Posts : 471
Join date : 2010-11-30
Age : 30
Location : Alberta, CA
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 4:09 am | |
| I would assume since most people masturbate to their (not there!) computer, it would always be a girl... But there are some situations...  | |
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DuffChick58
Pleasantry
Posts : 462
Join date : 2011-03-26
Age : 34
Location : Vancouver, BC Canada
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:53 am | |
| Mines female.... but she sounds a lot older than I imagined her to be.
*pets my Cintiq* dont worry, Cindy. I still love you lol | |
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HUDuser
Posts : 60
Join date : 2011-06-15
Age : 34
Location : Hawaii
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 12:54 pm | |
| - Testing_Account wrote:
- I would assume since most people masturbate to there computer, it would always be a girl... But there are some situations...
They just masturbate to their computer itself. Not anything on the computer or anything, the computer itself. | |
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bagnoosh
Posts : 43
Join date : 2011-06-17
Age : 36
Location : Montreal, QC, Canada
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 5:21 pm | |
| Mine is a male and I didn't even get the chance to name it myself... damn Mac -___-" | |
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Hatred36
Posts : 33
Join date : 2011-02-08
Age : 27
Location : Awesome Town,USA
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 6:49 pm | |
| what do you mean by "run it" ? do i put it in the run command pad? and what do i put in the pad? | |
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IzkaM
Posts : 314
Join date : 2011-01-21
Age : 27
Location : Waveland, MS
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 7:19 pm | |
| ....You have to be kidding. RUN IT? As in, DOUBLE CLICK. Or right click, and select 'Open' or whatever it says. And my computer sounds like a... hm 35 year old woman | |
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HUDuser
Posts : 60
Join date : 2011-06-15
Age : 34
Location : Hawaii
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:16 pm | |
| - Hatred36 wrote:
- what do you mean by "run it" ? do i put it in the run command pad? and what do i put in the pad?
You search the file after you saved it and double click it. | |
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leonx8
Member
Posts : 604
Join date : 2010-11-29
Age : 29
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Mon Jun 27, 2011 9:26 pm | |
| well my laptop is female at least the name fits it being female or male | |
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Naosuko
Posts : 21
Join date : 2011-08-21
Age : 30
Location : New York
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Wed Aug 24, 2011 2:41 pm | |
| Mines a girl ._. her name is uh Amy >_> she plays melody's every time i open a file it gets annoying | |
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kestrl
Posts : 65
Join date : 2011-07-15
Age : 29
Location : Ontario, Canada
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Wed Aug 24, 2011 4:29 pm | |
| mine is a girl and sounds like a young adult | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:19 pm | |
| Anybody else click it a bunch of times and get a lot of errors? D: |
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Zieno
Posts : 376
Join date : 2011-02-06
Age : 31
Location : Washington United States
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:24 pm | |
| mine is a boy though it has a glados type of voice but deeper | |
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Impressive
Posts : 87
Join date : 2011-02-11
Location : California, USA
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Wed Aug 24, 2011 6:38 pm | |
| Mine is a lady in her 70s. D: | |
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xstealthythiefx
Posts : 63
Join date : 2011-07-22
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:47 pm | |
| is there a way to change the voice :3 i wouldnt mind to have my computer sound like a japanese school girl  | |
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RunsWithKniefs
Posts : 105
Join date : 2011-03-23
Age : 30
Location : California
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:17 am | |
| isnt this based off the speech function where its like "You have selected Microsoft Sam as your computer's default voice" and XP and earlier have MC Sam, where newer ones only have like MC Mary 0.o | |
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Chietan_SparkZ
Posts : 89
Join date : 2011-02-15
Age : 32
Location : Belgium
| | Subject: Re: is your computer a boy or girl? Fri Aug 26, 2011 8:40 am | |
| a girl... And let's say... We had some special time | |
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