Jokes Thread

I thought we should have a place to post jokes, whether they're lame, hilarious, puny, or just plain awesome; so here it is.

I thought of this one a while ago, it's pretty dumb...
"Arnold Schwarzenegger shoots pornographic movie during his affair, titles it 'Cum With Me if You Wish to Live."

I love quackers. :v

I should tell you guys the butter joke......you know what i dont want you guys to spread it.

My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...

The first one is:

There once was a puppy named May, she liked to get in fights with bigger animals. She got in a fight with a lion. The next day was the begining of June. Why? A: Becuase that was the end of May!

The second one is:

Why is there no objections in a all male disscusion about why dogs are better than cats? A: Dogs are a mans best friend!

Tell me what you think of them.

Chietan_SparkZ wrote:

My dad was a pistol, that makes me a son of a gun...

My mother was a female dog, that makes me a son of a bitch... (JokeSteal)

leonx8 wrote:

I should tell you guys the butter joke......you know what i dont want you guys to spread it.

I should tell u a butter joke too , But i dont want to hurt Josh feelings