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hello darkspawn

Welcome, Darkspawn.

Hello Darkspawn, We have 3 starting rules

1. Bow down to Izka, Leon, Beau, Tom, and Goonu.

2. Donate 5 dollars to Izka

3. Don't read A_Confused_Pumpkin's signature.

*Insert creative yet overused welcoming here*

hi.

Hello Darkspawn, Welcome to our, forums,

Welcome... To DIE

Hello and welcome DarkSpawn16, to these forums. As you frolic through the fields of threads, be wary. Look at for tarps the trolls have set down to trap innocent people and turn them into hideous disgusting organisms. Some are disguised quite well, but you must look deep (Giggity ) for your own sake. If you see a being that goes by the name of "Testing_Account", he is an obvious troll. You are obviously not testing an account with 268 posts and counting. If you see him follow the 5 D's: Dodge, duck, dip dive, and dodge. A way to tell if someone is a troll is to look at their age. Anything 13 and below = Beginner Trolls, who will destroy everything pleasant in the thread and make people mad about how bad they are at trolling. Another way to tell a troll apart from normal, good people, is from their trademark. man, the troll of JTV. Beware of his face, for trolls will be afoot, ready. With this new knowledge I hope you arm yourself against these monstrosities, and after word we may brofist in a meadow of flowers. Good day, and good luck.

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MrKoreanGuy wrote:

Hello and welcome DarkSpawn16, to these forums. As you frolic through the fields of threads, be wary. Look at for tarps the trolls have set down to trap innocent people and turn them into hideous disgusting organisms. Some are disguised quite well, but you must look deep (Giggity ) for your own sake. If you see a being that goes by the name of "Testing_Account", he is an obvious troll. You are obviously not testing an account with 268 posts and counting. If you see him follow the 5 D's: Dodge, duck, dip dive, and dodge. A way to tell if someone is a troll is to look at their age. Anything 13 and below = Beginner Trolls, who will destroy everything pleasant in the thread and make people mad about how bad they are at trolling. Another way to tell a troll apart from normal, good people, is from their trademark. man, the troll of JTV. Beware of his face, for trolls will be afoot, ready. With this new knowledge I hope you arm yourself against these monstrosities, and after word we may brofist in a meadow of flowers. Good day, and good luck.

I state this as a auto fill :3